Score: 7

"hola"

submission: Cavern Run

date: May 27, 2008

In response to your response to my previous review, i have actually made some good work of my own, and i have a lot more lying around on my computer that i could easily slap a menu on and submit to NG like you're doing yourself. Perhaps my review was overly harsh but it still stands that you should properly finish a game before submitting, especially someone of your "stature". Then again, i should have reviewed it properly as well, so i will. You can drive though trees, rocks etc and all it does is slow you down. The hit detection is off. It's been done many times before. The graphics were fairly nice however and the isometric view was well made. But overall the point of a game is to be entertaining rather than look amazing, and the game wasn't exactly good was it.

On to this game, its a "new" take on an old idea. Cool addins like inverted gravity, fuel, bombs altering the terrain, shields etc add to the depth as well as some smooth physics going on which made it a pretty nice game. Overall it's worth playing once but after that i wouldn't bother.

Score: 3

"hmm"

submission: Offroad

date: May 27, 2008

You've made some good games but recently you're just churning out a rapid amount of crap... this is probably the worst. Spend more time on individual games rather than releasing crap like this... and don't even think about making another break out game it was over-done with the second version you made nevermind the 3 or whatever after that.

Score: 0

"oh wow"

submission: This is Impossible

date: May 27, 2008

a mouse maze fuck me thats never been done before...

and wow.. made with some shitty trial program?

fs... why bother guys.

Score: 3

"He?"

submission: Disgaea Caramelldansen

date: May 26, 2008

There is no way thats a guy... if it is it's very very wrong. Anyway, pretty much just v short loop to some music could be better if like something actually happened.

Score: 6

"Cool"

submission: Suspicious Joe Timelapse.

date: May 25, 2008

You know theres a flood fill tool tho right?

Score: 1

"Lame"

submission: Head's Rush

date: May 21, 2008

Graphics are awesome, game is like pressing a button and seeing if true or false appears totally pointless.

Score: 9

"Awesome, but..."

submission: Can we have sex?

date: May 17, 2008

There are a number of things wrong with this.. in general.

1) You're a hot girl on newgrounds. Isn't there some kind of rule against that?
2) If my girlfriend begged me like that for sex i think i would cream myself.
3) This is way too good for an all, and i don't see any evidence of coffee stains, therefor good sir you are a liar!

No but really, this is cool nice job :)

Score: 2

"meh... good coding, bad game"

submission: EvoCannon

date: May 17, 2008

There are a number of huge problems with this...

1) Ammo, too hard to pickup and no way to continue the game when you run out (add powerups / ammo drops?)
2) Only like 2 different enemies, and the squares are annoyingly difficult to kill
3) The most fun thing about geometry wars was weapon upgrades... this has none
4) Laggy even when theres only a small number of enemies
5) Highscores don't work
6) I didn't even get far enough to use teleporters
7) It's been done way better so many times before...

So yea uhh.. good luck with that.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 221

date: March 28, 2008

50 hitlers for you!

I clicked put on front page a few times so i think u will def get it.

Score: 8

"Simple but fun"

submission: Defendification

date: March 28, 2008

This was pretty cool, nice graphics and simple gameplay but a decent time waster. Might wanna prevent hackers from screwing with the scores though :P